Showing posts with label Jewish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jewish. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Listen to your inner immigrant.

My wife and I, going on 27+ years of marriage have found it most enjoyable to sit next to each other on our love seat almost every night in the family room.  We are not necessarily doing the same thing or even doing a whole lot of communicating as we involve ourselves in whatever work/hobby/game/task that might be presently occupying our time.  For example, it is late Sunday afternoon as I commence to write today's installment of the "Hoffman Files".  While I pursue my hobby, my wife is studying for a test for some sort of certification she is hoping to earn.  I call it, "Together, but separate".  (Not to be confused with "Separate, but equal", perhaps the worst Supreme Court decision ever rendered.)  Sometimes though, we do hit upon something that we both do "together".  For instance, we both like to play "Scrabble" on-line.  Many times we are not playing against each other, but at least we are doing the same thing.  A few years ago, we both embarked on a journey right on our love-seat at the same time, but separately.  This "journey" was a virtual trip through time.  We both started researching our ancestry, seeing if we could learn more about our ancestors.  Not surprisingly, we only had to go back two generations to find that our ancestors actually came from somewhere else.  They were...gasp!!! Immigrants!
The awesome site that greeted countless immigrants arriving through New York Harbor everyday...and even she was an immigrant! A French chick no-less. Ooh la laa! (Times Union)
My wife and I both joined "Ancestry.com", and found out many interesting facts as well as the limitations that unfortunately deny curious individuals all of the "tid-bits" that contribute to one's family history.  For example, my wife's family on her father's side is Swedish.  She was able to trace his ancestry on both sides of his family all the way back to the 15th century.  On the other hand, I was only able to trace my Ukrainian family's story back to about 1860.  Why is this you might ask?  Well, the Ukraine has been invaded countless times in its lengthy history.  Destruction, be it accidental or purposeful destroys valuable records, thereby leaving gaping holes in the family trees' of so many who call the Ukraine and let's face it, almost all of Europe, the "Motherland".  Sweden, on the other hand, has  navigated a long  steady course of neutrality. This achievement has left them whole for the better part of the past 1000 years.  No bombs, no ransacking, no pillaging, no Nazis, no Mongol hoards, no Saxon marauders,  no cheesy Danish, no Huns, just calm, tall blondes who enjoy their "glug" and their plush sweaters. (Editor's Note: "Glug" is a Swedish drink, often served at Christmas time.  It is served hot, and made with "PGA", or pure grain alcohol.  And yes, you can burn your house down when making it)
"Yumpin' Yiminity, come and see our pristine hall of records". (You Tube)
"Ancestry.com" as I stated earlier provides some information, but roadblocks are lurking around every corner.  Still, there are some interesting items that a determined and curious investigator can stumble upon.  I found both of my grandfather's Draft Cards from World War One.  I found Census records for both families and I used this to discover my mother's grandfather's name.  (It was Max)  I also found out that my mother's family in 1930 had a boarder in their apartment who apparently was a lounge singer.  My youngest son is an excellent singer, and neither my wife, nor I have any singing talent, nor does anyone else in my family, so who knows?  Maybe  my grandmother, good old Rose Winegrad was up to some  "extracurriculars"?  (Excuse me whilst I go evacuate my upper intestines)
Robert S. Hoffman's photo.
(My mother, the daughter of a Ukrainain immigrant, hawking cigarettes in the family's old-fashioned "Candy Store" in the Bronx.  There was nothing wrong with a 16-year-old promoting cigarettes in 1945, after-all many Doctors' advised their pregnant patients to smoke in order to calm their nerves.)  (The Hoffman Collection)
There wasn't too much beyond 1900 for me to ascertain about my family.  I learned that my father's grandfather on his mother's side was named Jonah.  I don't think he ever made it to America, but my father's "Bubby" Sarah did, living until 1952, finally passing away at the age of 93.  I did find out, due to shifting borders in eastern Europe, that my great-grandmother Sarah was not from the Ukraine, but from Poland.  So now I'm 25% Polish.  (This would explain my cravings for solidarity and kielbasa)
For better or worse, my nephew who has a burning interest in our rather modest family history did some digging into my father's family on my grandfather's side.  What we found out was not too cheery.  Apparently my grandfather or "Poppy Louie" was from a town called Felshtin in central Ukraine.  In those days, Ukrainian Jews identified themselves as Russians.  I know this because on the Census reports, when asked what their place of birth was, all of my foreign born grandparents said Russia, not Ukraine, but Felshtin is or at least was in the Ukraine.  During the Russian Civil War which took place towards the end of World War One, the "White Russians", who favored the Czar and the old order had suffered a defeat at the hands of the "Reds". (Communists)  Taking out their frustrations, they arrived in Felshtin and proceeded to kill 600 Jews, nearly one-third of the population.  Fortunately, "Poppy Louie" had escaped Felshtin several years before World War One.  The story we've been told is that he was a trouble-maker who would strike back at his "Cossack" tormenters.  Apparently, the Czar's horsemen did not take kindly to this and showed up looking to arrest and probably kill him.  Family friends snuck him out, and eventually he escaped to Holland where he hopped on a boat to America.  Great for myself and my family, but not so good for Felshtin, which eventually was conquered by the Nazis.  The Nazis, known for their creativity, put all the surviving Jews of Felshtin into a giant pit, and then bulldozed the victims alive.  Felshtin, no longer exits.
The best thing that ever happened to the reputation of  Nicholas II was being killed and replaced by the Communists, otherwise, we would all remember him as the anti-Semitic incompetent twit that history knows him to have been. (You Tube)
As the grandchild of immigrants, I have mixed feelings regarding the raging illegal immigrant debate that is tearing at our national psyche'.  On the one hand, it seems simple enough.  My grandparents made the arduous trip to America and entered legally, (We even have their Immigration and Naturalization papers) why is it so much to ask today's immigrants to do the same?  On the other hand, many immigrants maintain that it is very hard to enter the United States legally, particularly if you are coming from Mexico.  I don't support illegal "anything", but I'm under the impression that most illegal immigrants are here to work.  The jobs they do, most Americans wouldn't touch with a gun to their heads.  Yes, some illegals are probably up to no good, but I would wager that all of these "sleeper-cells" that ISIS and Al Qaeda have positioned around our country are probably almost all either citizens or legal immigrants, just like the 19 hijackers on "9/11".
(Herman Cain was kidding, but I'm not sure everyone got the joke)  (You Tube)
Actually, the United States in 2009 and 2010 saw a steep drop in the number of illegal immigrants coming into the country.  Democrats would like to give President Obama the credit for this.  But the fact is, illegal immigration went down because our economy was in the toilet.  People won't come here if the jobs aren't here, but I don't think that's a practical solution for us all to rally behind.
If we were really serious about stopping illegal immigration, all we'd have to do is audit all the American businesses who recruit illegal immigrants.  Some companies, particularly in the field of meat-packing actually go down to Mexico and recruit illegal immigrants, promising them jobs and safe passage into our country.  You need ID to get a job, are you telling me that if a company really did a thorough background check on an employee they couldn't figure out they were here illegally?  In this world, we know as much as we want to know.
Still, one of the things I love about this country, and one of the themes I try to hammer home to my U.S. History students is that despite the fact that the rest of the world may not love us, or look up to us the way they once did, the belief in the world still exists that if you wish to be granted a second chance in life, for whatever reason, the place to make that happen is still the United States of America.  Nobody whose life is a struggle in Myanmar (Burma) wakes up one day and states: "We need to get out of here and start over, ok everybody, pack your bags we are off to Bolivia." (No offense to the Bolivian people, I'm sure your country is fine, after all, you have two capitals, La Paz and Recife')  We are still the  place that people look to with the understanding that in the United States, social mobility while not easy, is more achievable than anywhere else.  My grandmother on my father's side grew up in a house with a dirt floor, (And not the good kind of dirt.  By the way, do you sweep a dirt floor?) and now all of her youngest son's children are college graduates.  There simply aren't a lot of places around the world where that is the norm.
Not to worry. Your Grandchildren are going to be very successful. (You Tube)

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Dear God(less)

I know what I am.  I was raised Jewish, and that's what I am.  I'm not, how do you say...a follower.  But, you know, a little Passover Seder here, a little Menorah there, just the basics.   I try to fast on Yom Kippur, but I start getting a headache right after 12m, so that plan usually turns out to be ill-fated.  But follower or not, I'm a Jew.  It's a state of mind, an appreciation for schmaltz (Chicken fat), understanding the concept of gefilte fish, justifying everything Israel does, your kind of born with these things.  It's evolutionary, just ask Darwin-a-witz.

But while I consider myself Jewish culturally, I don't really buy into the concept of a great power that either guides us, or is judging us, or lives inside us, or cares about us, or loves us, or is seeking to punish us, etc...

 My wife loves to pronounce me an Atheist whenever the subject comes up.  I don't really enjoy that because I get looks like I just broke wind at the Vatican.  Sometimes I think I could announce myself a level three sex offender and get less judge-mental looks then when people hear that I do not "believe".

Maybe my lack of faith has to do with being born a Jew.  Being Jewish makes me a minority almost everywhere I go.  I haven't been to Israel, but I think it would be cool to step off the plane and be in the majority just once.  I guess I could trek down to certain parts of Brooklyn or Queens, or New Jersey, and at least for a block or two, be part of the swelling masses, but other than that, Jews make up a tiny minority of the world's population.  There are only 15 million Jews in the whole world.  I think 97% of them live in New York, Los Angeles, and Israel.  Sometimes I'll sit down for a meal with my Christian family or friends and they will say grace.  Everyone kind of looks at me like they're expecting my head to swivel around like the girl from "The Exorcist".  People will often say to me, it doesn't matter that your Jewish, as long as you believe in something.  That always perplexes me.  Why is it so important to believe in something?  A lot of people have said that to me over the years, that I should believe in something.  If only it was that easy?

Don't get me wrong, I would love to be a believer, I just can't seem to.  I envy those people who can say things like, "My faith sustains me", or "I have a personal relationship with Jesus", or "Vishnu is my wingman".  Perhaps it is the cynic in me who thinks that the majority of people who believe, do so in order to be comforted by the idea that there is an afterlife, and that the only ticket to a pleasant afterlife lies in the acceptance of a higher power.  The concept of heaven is a fascinating one.  It has no scientific validity or common sense to its existence, and yet a vast majority of people believe that they get to go.  You don't hear as much about Hell anymore.  Perhaps people think the idea of Hell is silly.   The idea that there's a very hot place to torment those who have not lived by the rules set down by their religious teachings seems antiquated.  And, if you believe in Heaven, does that mean you have to believe in Hell?  It would seem you would have to, otherwise it's like double-dipping.  Also, if there were no Hell, what would happen to bad people?  They can't be allowed into Heaven?  It's bad enough we're stuck with them here on Earth.  There must be some retribution...right?

I often wonder what Heaven would look like?  Would it be all clouds?  Would our pets get to go?  They say that you are reunited with all of your loved ones in Heaven for eternity, does that mean an eternity with my mother?  I mean, I miss her and all, but an eternity??  That doesn't sound so heavenly to me!  As for our pets, people will say that when your dog dies, it goes to doggie heaven.  What would that consist of?  Bones, a comfy pillow, multiple places to take a leak?  They have that on earth.  Earth is doggie heaven!  What about other animals?  Do insects get to go to Heaven?  What about mosquitos?  If they get to go to Heaven, can we swat them?  If so, what happens to them?  It would be like dying twice, that doesn't seem right, even for mosquitos.

How about our bodies?  Our earthly vessels? Would we have our bodies in Heaven, or is it just our soul?  Is our soul just our personality in some gaseous cloud?  If we keep our bodies, at what age are we when we reach heaven?  Would my father if he's in Heaven still have varicose veins?  That seems grossly unfair!  I've been stuck with this body for 50+ years, what would be so heavenly about having it for an eternity??

Hell perplexes me even more.  If you are to be tortured, what is it that they would torture?  Our souls?  Can they feel physical pain, or  is it just mental anguish?  And who really has to go to Hell? I assume we start with Hitler, and Stalin, perhaps Mao?  What about Pol Pot?  Everybody hated him!  The list is practically endless.  Think of all the people you've hated since you were a kid.  You don't want to see them in Heaven?  Do You??  Should they go to Hell just because you didn't like them?  Is there a Heaven for Nerds, Jocks, Potheads, Jugheads, Snapper Heads, Dirt-bags, Bikers, booger eaters?  Where does it end????

Whenever people claim that they were dead, but came back, they always talk about a bright light.  I think they got that from the movie Poltergeist.  Now don't get me wrong, I liked Poltergeist as much as the next person, but I don't think we should be taking spiritual guidance from it. (No offense to Craig T. Nelson)  As I think about all of this, I'm not really sure I'm an atheist as much as an agnostic.  (An Agnostic for those of you who don't know is an Atheist with insurance...bah-dam...chissshhh)  Whatever is in store for all of us, one thing is certain above all else, we will all find out.  And remember, if non-existence scares you, just think back to before you were born.  That wasn't that bad...was it?